- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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