A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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Cripples are lame.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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time to spruce up!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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