- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

read this sentence again.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

I will create more jobs for americans

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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