Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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