- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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