Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Anti Joke

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