What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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