Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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