- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

A lot eh?

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

i'm hard

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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