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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

God is real.

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