What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

homosexual rights to marriage

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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