- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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