- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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