What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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