What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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bite me

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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