How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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