What what In the butt

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Your mom.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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