what is patrick wilson? smart

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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