Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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I Love Hitler.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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