- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Goat balls.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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