Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Women rights.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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