- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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