- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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