- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

i hate non minorities!

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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