- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Brain fart

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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