Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Your big dick.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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