there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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Leave. Now.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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hi

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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