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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Justin Bieber

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What's 9+10? 19

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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