- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Julian Ha.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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