- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What is funnier then 25 9/11

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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