Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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