Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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