- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

What did the man say to his doctor?

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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