Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Jess Burns

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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