What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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kennah campion... being nice

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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French people.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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