Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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