XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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24

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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