- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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