Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

A penis walks into a bar..

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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