A knock knock B who's there A nobody

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Anti Joke

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