We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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