Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Anti Joke

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