What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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