Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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