- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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