Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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