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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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