there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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