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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why was the man sad His got raped

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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