Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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i'm hard

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Dumbledore dies.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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