- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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