Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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