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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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