- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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