- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

so...um, yeah

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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