- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

girls basketball

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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