- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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